No two ways about it, friends: the past few years have been tough. While we appreciate each and every one of you fans, with your likes and views and especially your tax-exempt donations, the cash flow just ain’t what it used to be. For a while, Tank and I were having a hard time keeping the streams going. We were thinking about calling it quits for the Sasquatchers altogether.
But don’t worry, true believers! Notice that I put all of that in the past tense. We were having a hard time keeping the streams going. We were thinking about calling it quits. We were weighing the risks of starting another shell company to take out an eighth small business loan. That’s all changed, because I’ve just set the wheels in motion to bring about a Bold New Golden Age for The Sasquatchers!
Recently I was approached by an online application form to translate our content to a brand new streaming platform. One that will change the entire landscape of new media!
It’s still too early to give the details, but I will give you mystery lovers a clue: it starts with “Q,” and it rhymes with “Quibi,” because it’s Quibi.
Our longtime fans might need some time to adjust to “quick bites” of content as opposed to our long-form videos, but we know that you’ll grow to love the new format. No fat, all filler. Nothing but the stuff you guys love the most: two adult men in the middle of a dark forest, whispering, “Did you just hear that?”
Speaking of which: did you just hear that? That’s the sound of opportunity calling!
DEUCE OUT